Chord I Love You by Andrew Jackson Jihad

C - 0 3 2 0 1 0 F - 1 3 3 2 1 1 G - 3 5 5 4 3 3 Am - 0 3 2 0 1 0 shuffle all the C chords from the initial C - 0 3 2 0 1 0 shape to this different G - 3 2 0 0 1 0 shape every quarter note to make it sound more like the real song . just go ahead and listen to the song to get the rhythm if you’re not quite sure what i’m talking about . it’s not too difficult . sing it to your sweethearts : C i like telling dirty jokes , C and i like smoking crystal meth , F G C but darling i love you . C and i like laughing at retards , C and i like throwing rocks at dogs , F G C but darling i love you . F G i love you like the moon and stars , C Am when little kids get hit by cars , F G C girl you know it’s true . F G C darling , i love you . C i’ve been tryin’ to move on , C since you left , since you’ve been gone , F G C but it’s so hard on me . C talked to a girl in first hour , C bought her a cd , bought her a flower , F G C but she’s a stupid cunt . F G C Am but i’ll take anything , and i’ll take anyone . F G C Am i’ll take an angry lesbian with a loaded gun . F G C Am i’ll take a whore with syphilis and gonorrhea too . F G C but darling , i love you .